In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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