Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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