Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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