Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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