ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
