I like my sex mixed with concussions.
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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