This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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