i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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