I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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