One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
