So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I am available for nakedness
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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