Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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