how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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