redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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