ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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