I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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