i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
