Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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