Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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