"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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