i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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