Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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