TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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