Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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