She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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