my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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