i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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