Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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