ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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