I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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