I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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