i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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