it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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