he thought i was a dude.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
