Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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