It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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