Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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