I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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