yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
