no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Never let your siblings swipe right.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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