i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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