ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
