her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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