Nicole vs. Life
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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