i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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