the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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