butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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