what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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