The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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