She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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