sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
